so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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