Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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