I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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