so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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