id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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