# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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