"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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