She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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