Umm I'm too high to move.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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