And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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