Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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