After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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