all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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