Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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