i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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