So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
pray to the hookup gods
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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