Me. At least after what I've been through.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dignity is for republicans.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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