When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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