Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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