return my video game
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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