I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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