I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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