Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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