at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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