I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
