when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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