How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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