Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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