My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He kissed a someone with a penis
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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