remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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