can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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