We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
we're making bets on your personal life
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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