She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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