rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
either way he was missing a nipple.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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