We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
