got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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