she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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