we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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