Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
