So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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