doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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