I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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