What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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