I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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