I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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