It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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