i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
