Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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