Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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