a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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