at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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