Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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