Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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