Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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